Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Fuming...at the Pro-life

Pardon this post and any grammatical errors it may contain. I just turned off NBC nightly news after watching a little girl, no more that 6 or 7 years-old, holding up a sign that read, "Obama Lies, Grandma Dies" First of the parent that put that sign in her hand should be shot along with the PETA Person who scared a little boy so much that never wants to eat Chicken McNuggets again.

Back to the little girl: She has no idea what the words she hoists so proudly mean. She may as well be holding a Che Guevara sign. Her parents must have told her that Big Bad Obama wants to deny her oatmeal-cookie making grandma health care simply because she is old. The Karma you send out tonight may bite you and your parents in the behind little girl. However, I pray that your grandma will pass quickly in her sleep, not to be found until morning so she will not have to suffer the pain and indignity of ICU care. I pray that you never see her with a tube shoved into her throat forcing oxygen into her lungs. The tube will make her lips dry out, chap and bleed. The ventilator will make her chest rise and fall making you believe she is alive. She'll need a feeding tube to eat, a bladder tube to pee, and a rectal tube to prevent diarrhea from burning her bottom. The doctor will cut her neck to place a large IV with three separate openings for continuous cardiac medicine which constitutes a 24-hour code blue. With this therapy, she'll linger in the ICU for months before her frail body gives out. She'll be immobile, dependent on the nurse, or your mom, to moisturize her skin, swab her mouth, and change her position to prevent a crater forming in her ass.

Not many have seen what I, and my fellow nurses, have seen. Not many have caused the pain that I, and my fellow nurses, have caused. Not many have wished they could give an overdose or morphine which I, and my fellow nurses, have wished. Not even the family or the physician can appreciate the torment people feel at the end of their lives. Family and doctors visit for ten minutes at a time. The nurse holds a 24 hour vigil at the beside.

Obama wants Americans to do now, what we should have done 20 years ago during the boom of life-prolonging technology: Talk about our wishes. To be counseled on end-of-life care. He wants healthcare to honor the patient's living will, even when the children on the other side of the country disagree. When one fill out the health care proxy or the living will they think they are safe from barbaric heroic measures. Not the case. One dissension among your next-of-kin and they will lubricate the tracheal tube. And you'll be the little girl's grandma: trapped in your head, unable to scream.

Obama's plan does not mean one will be denied heroic measures if they want everything pound of medical care. The plan wants us to be informed and make our own decisions without our family's input should that be our choice. If you want everything done come on down; I'll get my tubes ready. The extra money will come from the millions not spent on those who'd rather slip away in peace.





Tuesday, August 4, 2009

America's Got Talent (Not)

Tonight's regularly scheduled blog about my Greyhound bus trip will be replaced by an analysis of tonight's AGT.
I got sucked into this show, but my roommate's obsession with reality TV. I've seen Jillian vacillate between Ed and Kipton, celebrities and athletes duke it out on Superstars, and shallow people "Date in the Dark." Thanks J, I'll be getting a new tv next week.

OK, here's my Analysis:
GrtSkate: This group rocks, great song, great synchronicity and costumes. I'd vote for them and they'd make a perfect Vegas show. I'm so jealous of their skating. I've been skating for years and all I can do is stop and go backwards.

Thia Megia-- Lea Salonga, Miley Cyrus, and every Broadway Diva called they wants their sound back. I jest, but I don't see pop star. If she develops her acting ability she'd have a great career in Musical Theatre.

The Platt Brothers--They rocked. And I agree with the judges-not focused. Plus they made the Hoff look constipated.

Diva Girls...Guys--Go to the East Village for a lip syncing, mobility challenged Tranny in 5 inch Stilletos. Nuff Said. Actually I can go 4 blocks away at Suite

Manuela Horn- WTF?

Grandma Lee--I want to take her home, put her in a rocking chair and listen to her all day. LOVE HER! Voted for her.

Mosaic-- Yea.. well.. Rockapella and the Groove Society do it better. Way better.

Acrodunk-- It's like the Harlem Globetrotters on Flubber. Everyone loved it, but I thought it lacked something. Could they put together an interesting hour and a half show in Vegas?

Arcadian-- Bite me Piers, a virtuoso pianist plus amazing dancer would make a great act. And he had a theme. This boy was born for Vegas, and L.A, and Broadway, and London's West End. Awesome, Awesome.! Love him.

Drew Thomas Magic--Kinda cool. And he's kinda cute. Vegas has tons of magicians though.

Kevin Skinner--Stop crying! Go to Nashville.

Lake Houston Dance--Prepubescent girls who can pirouette in unison. Yippee. To quote my roommate, "they were on speed." Is David on Crack?

Overall, a few gems. And most of them have some talent.
Arcadian and the Granny for the final.